Top Ten Signs You're Addicted To Google

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It all starts so innocently, with just a single search, just once a week, for something meaningful, like puppies.

Slowly, what was a once-a-week trip with a meaningful purpose becomes a daily to-do list of not-so-meaningful nonsense.

Before long, after discovering Google Images, Froogle, Google Catalogs, definitions, weather info, and spell-checking, the hourly obsession begins. 

Oh, and the toolbar, don't get me started on the toolbar. Was there ever a sweeter invention than this masterful example of software bliss? I don't think so!

If your hands shake and your eyes get all glossy when you see blue, red, yellow, blue, green, red, but you're not completely convinced that you have a problem, you need to briefly navigate away from Google (or at the very least do what I did, open a separate browser window) and read this article that discusses the top ten signs you are addicted to Google.

I did, and I now see my errant ways.

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